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I'm just saying,
why isn't there a golden <i>Love Island</i> yet?

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I thought you were happily coupled
with Ms. Carroll.

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I meant for you, Barb.
You deserve love too.

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Oh, hey, look, that must be
the new sub for Mr. Gregory's class.

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Oh, he might even be taller
than Ms. Alomar.

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-Ooh.
-Imagine that.

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Yeah, I guess we should go
introduce ourselves.

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-Yes.
-Hello, new sub.

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I'm Melissa.
This is Barb, and this gentleman...

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I'm a special visitor from London
here to shake up things in the villa.

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{\an8} Nice to meet you.

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So you're the new sub for Gregory?

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{\an8} Yes, I am. That's my career job.

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Okay. W-What's your name?

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{\an8} I am Mr. C-Coatman.

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Wait a minute.

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{\an8}That's yesterday's newspaper.

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Rahim, Tapril, get outta here.

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Those two been trying to sneak
into the teachers' lounge for years.

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That was clever though.

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Anyway, back to golden <i>Love Island,</i>

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which would be different
because this time, we show the sex.

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Think about it.

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So you go to Speaker City and pick up
the subwoofers and the fog machine.

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{\an8}Oh, maybe see if they could throw us
some of those strobe lights too.

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{\an8}Yeah, my guys down there would
definitely give me a discount.

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{\an8}I'll get the alcohol and the ring light
because, as you know...

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{\an8} Bad bitches need a photo booth.

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{\an8}Exactly.

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{\an8}I'm throwing the most sexiest,
epic Halloween party Philly has ever seen.

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{\an8}I went all out.

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{\an8}I rented a warehouse.
I hired a DJ. It's gonna be hype, turnt,

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{\an8}and most importantly, exclusive,

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{\an8}just me, O'Shon,
and our many sexy-ass friends.

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{\an8}Hey, man.

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{\an8}Nice Gerald costume.

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{\an8}Thanks. The, uh, hair is a little bit
heavier than I thought it would be,

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{\an8}but I'm getting used to it.

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{\an8}-And you are a IT person.
-I am.

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{\an8}No, I'm saving my costume
for Ava's party tonight.

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{\an8}Oh, it was last-minute.

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{\an8}Uh, Ava thinks it adds to the exclusivity,
but you should come.

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{\an8}Okay, yeah. Maybe I'll stop by later.

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{\an8}Okay.

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{\an8}Um, I'm actually doing
a little ring shopping.

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{\an8}But it shouldn't take too long.

47
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{\an8}You finally found a spot.

48
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{\an8}I found a ring that I liked online,
so I set up an appointment.

49
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{\an8}Plus I'm usually doing Food Driver
on Friday,

50
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{\an8}so Janine should not suspect a thing.

51
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{\an8}Bro, I am so happy for you.

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{\an8}-You guys deserve it.
-Thank you.

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{\an8}No matter what Ava says.

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{\an8}The documentary makes it clear.
Two of his ex-wives are "missing,"

55
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{\an8}and he wrote a book called
<i>And I'd Do It Again</i>.

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{\an8}Yes, but they found
the eagle's feather in her hair.

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{\an8}-Okay, explain that.
-Wait, wait, wait, hang on.

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{\an8} Uh...

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{\an8}How the hell did they wind up
with the couples costume?

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{\an8}Five years ago, these halls were graced
with the presence of one Gregory Eddie.

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{\an8}Speed up the story.

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{\an8}I felt an immediate bond,

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{\an8}and I asked if he wanted to do
matching costumes for Halloween.

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{\an8}And I, thinking that
I would never see this person ever again,

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{\an8}said, "Sure, in five years."

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{\an8}So I put a reminder in my phone for
five years, and voilà, couples costume.

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{\an8}It's fun.

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{\an8}And I thought you two were the couple.

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{\an8}Okay, look, I'm not part of it, so I just
decided to be Susie Carmichael this year.

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{\an8}-A tier-two Rugrat.
-Excuse me.

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{\an8} You guys are watching this
on break now?

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{\an8}Of course we are.
It's all part of our Halloween plan.

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{\an8}Yeah, Jacob's coming over

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{\an8}and we're gonna binge
true crime documentaries

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until we're too scared to fall asleep.

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Well, Ava's throwing a party tonight.

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O'Shon told me, so maybe I can
meet you guys there after my shift.

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Um, yes, please.

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That sounds way better.
Sorry, Jacob.

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No, I agree. Yeah, I like to party.

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-Yeah. Bring that back to me later.
-Yeah.

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Ah.

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Jessie from <i>Toy Story</i>.

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Giddy up.

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Never has a character made
abandonment issues look so adorable.

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And Barb, are you, uh...

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-A Cheesecake Factory.
-Yeah!

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Jacob, I'll tell you
like I tell the waitress

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when she delivers my lettuce cups: Bravo.

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-Well, you both look spectacular.
-Thank you.

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-You guys going to Ava's party later?
-What party?

92
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Oh, she's throwing some big thing.
Everyone's invited.

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Well, Gerald and I
were just going to go to sleep,

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but, Melissa, this might be
the perfect opportunity

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to get Gerald and Chief Robinson together.

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-Yes, great idea, Barb.
-Mm-hmm.

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We were trying to find a way
to get our guys to be better friends.

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So a Halloween party, that's a great idea.

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-Yes.
-What did I tell you two?

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You got to get out... Oh.

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You would dress up
as a flasher for Halloween.

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I'm Inspector Gadget.

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I was a flasher last year.

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Oh.

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You're telling me that
despite the fact that cell phone data

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triangulated him
to the scene of the murder

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and two separate eyewitnesses
spotted him covered in blood,

108
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you still don't think he did it?

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Didn't you ask for a quiet ride?

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I would never ask for that.

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-Janine, what do you think?
-Uh...

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That's weird.

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An eagle can't murder a woman.

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No, no, no, no.

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I'm checking Gregory's location.

116
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He's just been in the same spot
for a while.

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And what's wrong with that?

118
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Well, usually, his dot never stops moving,

119
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but he's just been sitting there
in Bensalem.

120
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It's the middle of nowhere.
What's he doing all the way up there?

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Yeah, I don't know.

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And why would Food Driver even
send him all the way up there?

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Okay, not to alarm you,
but this does sound exactly

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like the Kansas City killer doc
we watched last night.

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His dot stayed in the same spot
because he was busy digging graves,

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and had surprisingly little
upper body strength.

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Unlike Gregory... Wait, what is my point?

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He's in a strip mall, but there aren't
any restaurants?

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Hmm.

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Where is he?

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Uh, hello?

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A-Anybody here?

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Oh, h-hi, hello.

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-Hello and hi.
-Hi.

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Sorry, I was just...
I was back there and I was

136
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"eating a salad."

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Okay. Oh, I... I'm the one
who called about the ring.

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-Right. Hi.
-Yeah.

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-Hi. Mm-hmm.
-The assistant principal.

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This is exciting.

141
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I've... I've always wanted to meet one.
What's that like?

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-It's fine.
-Oh, fascinating.

143
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I would have never guessed that.

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-Um, so the ring, uh...
-Wait, so is today Halloween?

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-Yes.
-LeBron James?

146
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-Yes.
-I knew it.

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Okay. Let me go... Let me go in the back
and get that ring.

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-Okay.
-It's in a safe.

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Mm-hmm.

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The combination is
my wedding anniversary.

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You know, I'm j...
I'm gonna need just a minute

152
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'cause I'm gonna have
to change that combination.

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I don't know when your wedding was, ma'am.

154
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Whoo! This party's popping,
and you look perfect.

155
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Honestly, I think you and Lil' Kim
will go together in real life.

156
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I know, right?

157
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I just gotta get the DJ
my do-not-play list.

158
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If she plays "Thriller,"
I swear she is fired.

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People like "Thriller." Many people
know the "Thriller" dance by heart.

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I'm telling you, Janine,
we should get to the bottom of this.

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It is always the boyfriend,

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and Gregory wanted us
to stop watching true-crime docs.

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What the hell are y'all doing here?

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Oh, Gregory invited us.

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Who the hell told Gregory?

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Well...

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Is this a problem?

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100% yes.

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You came to my grown and sexy party
dressed like a cartoon toddler.

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Well, as always,
I can't tell if you're kidding,

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but thank you so much for inviting us.

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Oh, we can play Cards Against Humanity
over there.

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-Thanks.
-Great party.

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It's mighty flashy in here.

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Oh, hell no!

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-Thank God I'm not prone to seizures.
-Uh-huh.

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I put on socks for a party in a warehouse.

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I guess I can ignore OSHA regulations
for one night.

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Hey, Ava, we're gonna need a hitching post
'cause these dogs are barking.

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-What?
-I'm tired. I want to sit down.

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I sure hope you play "Thriller."

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Who invited these dogs?

183
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You told me distinguished guests only.

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Hey, hey.

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There you go.

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You got Werther's Originals at my party?

187
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Why don't you just cheat?

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Correct me if I'm wrong,
but you did say to invite my friends,

189
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so I invited Gregory,
and I guess he invited some other people,

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but I think it's fine, babe.

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It won't be fine. Look!

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They're dancing like they're free
to be themselves.

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Yeah, but you'll want
to stay away from rubies...

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-Okay.
-because it's, like,

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a known thing through all of America
that those are for elderly whores.

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So that brings us to emeralds,
and a fun factoid about these...

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By the way,
did you know factoid is longer for fact?

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Yes, you mentioned it
when you were going through the opals.

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-Oh, yeah, totally.
-Yes.

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It's my birthstone.

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-May.
-Wow.

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00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,333
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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-Next we have diamonds.
-Great.

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-Mm-mmm. That's what you want, so...
-Mm-hmm.

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Wonderful. If you could just ring that up,
I'll be on my way.

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Nice.

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Ring me up.

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Some big-city humor right there.

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Okay, last but not least,
we have the black diamonds.

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Now, I don't know if the lovely lady is...
perhaps a bit Goth.

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-Ma'am...
-Mm-hmm.

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We're not Goth.

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-Oh, okay.
-No. No.

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But if I could just take this one and go...

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Yeah, of course.

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-Yeah. All right.
-You just...

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You have to look at it
through the loupe first

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to make sure it's up to your standards.

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-Okay. Yeah.
-Yeah, it's part of it.

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-Yeah, part of getting the ring. Okay.
-Mm-hmm.

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-I can't see it. Oh.
-Yeah.

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-Okay. You have to really get close.
-Oh, my God. An ant!

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-Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
-Oh, my Lord.

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-Nobody move! Nobody move!
-So sorry.

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Freeze! Oh, no!

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Everybody stay still!

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Okay.

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-Okay, we're gonna handle this.
-Okay.

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-Abby, you're gonna handle this.
-Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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Are we good?

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00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,482
It's all right here. I'm looking at them.

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Okay, you can stand.

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00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,486
Okay, now I'm just gonna...

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I'm gonna have to do inventory
to make sure everything is accounted for.

236
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,324
Okay, okay.

237
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:23,747
This is gonna take a while.

238
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,542
So I hear you two like basketball.

239
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,919
Oh, look at that. Basketball.

240
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,300
That's a fun shared interest.

241
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,925
-Dominique Wilkins!
-Hakeem Olajuwon!

242
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,218
Scottie Pippen!

243
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,386
Moses Malone.

244
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,639
-Moses.
-Are they speaking in code?

245
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,183
Why aren't they using
any verbs or adjectives?

246
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,434
Nice fan.

247
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,482
Oh, I never leave home without it.

248
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,438
Here, take it.

249
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,232
I've got extra.

250
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,651
They were five for five
at the dollar store.

251
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,529
No, thanks. Bad bitches never carry fans.

252
00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,822
Honey, take the fan.

253
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,824
You don't want to wreck
that beautiful makeup.

254
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,202
It's only a matter of time before
every day is just one long hot flash.

255
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,579
Right?

256
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,788
You know what? Sure.

257
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,207
I am so hot and my feet are killing me.

258
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,959
Oh, honey.

259
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,048
Whoo!

260
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,133
-The fan.
-Thanks.

261
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,342
What in the world is going on?

262
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,552
Oh, hey!

263
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,678
And who the hell are you?

264
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,268
I'm Elijah. I'm, uh, Jacob's boyfriend.

265
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:26,978
You must be Barbara.

266
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,440
-What in...
-Oh, it's okay, babe.

267
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,193
Oh, I knew she wasn't Barbara.

268
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,109
Did he respond to your text?

269
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:41,075
No, and he's still in the same location.
His dot isn't moving.

270
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,157
Well, I don't know what's worse,

271
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,368
the fact that I can't decide between
Saves America Pack or Climate Catastrophe

272
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,204
or that Gregory is potentially a murderer?

273
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,627
Oh, Gregory? He definitely is.

274
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,796
-You remember his old apartment?
-You know what? Enough, okay?

275
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,090
I'm gonna call him, okay?

276
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,387
Just one second. Oh.

277
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,470
-Hey, hey, hey. What's up?
-<i>Hey!</i>

278
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,971
How's your shift going?

279
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,892
Um, I-I texted earlier,
but I haven't heard back from you, so...

280
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,561
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, um,
I've just been busy,

281
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,650
you know, with food and driving, you know,
Food Driver.

282
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,402
Okay. Well, are you...
are you still coming to the party?

283
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,198
Yeah, I'm just finishing up
with the last customer right now.

284
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:28,911
Hey, Mr. Assistant Principal,
I'm ready for you to check out this pair.

285
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,996
<i>They're all-natural.</i>

286
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,123
-Wh-What's happening?
-Nothing.

287
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:37,840
Gregory, can you even imagine what
you would do with something that big?

288
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,885
Tell you what, I'd love to find out.

289
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,303
<i>All right, I love you. Bye.</i>

290
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:49,682
Look, if I can just take this ring
right here and go, that would be great.

291
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,895
Ooh.

292
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,894
I'm so sorry, I forgot to offer you water.

293
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,021
-It is okay. I don't need it.
-Hmm.

294
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,690
No, no, no. Let me go clean you a cup.

295
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,317
-No, please, no. No, it's okay. I don't...
-I'm gonna clean you a cup.

296
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,239
Believe me, you want me
to wash it.

297
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,365
So, is Gregory a murderer?

298
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,783
No, worse.

299
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,451
I-I think he might be cheating.

300
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,957
Oh! I knew it.

301
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,707
All right, look,
here's my relationship advice.

302
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,251
You poke a hole in his car tire.

303
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,128
You'll see
if you're dating a boy or a man.

304
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,796
-Trust me.
-I know that's right.

305
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,425
Well, you wanna know
how I got a good man like Gerald?

306
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,135
I covered it up!

307
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:30,685
Yes, I put away the cheeks
and put on the sundress.

308
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:33,976
O'Shon, come here!

309
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,185
What's up, baby?

310
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,521
It's an emergency. The vibes are dying.

311
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,231
Really? Should I take my shirt off?

312
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,400
No! Stop objectifying yourself.

313
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,239
Should I take my shirt off?

314
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,863
Maybe. DJ!

315
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,823
Turn the music up!

316
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,451
Pump up the fog machine!
I don't want anybody to see each other!

317
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,453
And you need to double the shots!

318
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:55,998
-Nobody's ordering shots.
-That's the problem. Put it in the wine.

319
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,000
If you wanna turn the heat up
in this party,

320
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,965
turn the heat up to 90
and pour out all the water.

321
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,051
Trust me.

322
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,382
I know how to party.

323
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,973
Playboy Mansion, Studio 54, Freaknik.

324
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,850
Don't believe me?

325
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,477
Ask your mama.

326
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,186
O'Shon, come on! Get into it.

327
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,563
I don't know what crazy-ass household
you grew up in,

328
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,232
but where I'm from,
we play based on the manual.

329
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,861
Okay! Shut it down! Shut it down, people.

330
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,989
All right, strippers.
It's about damn time.

331
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,866
We got a noise complaint
from the church next door.

332
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,409
We're going to have
to shut this party down.

333
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,161
Hey, guys.

334
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,164
-Whoa. What's going on here?
-Police, the murderer is here.

335
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,919
He's right there. Book him.

336
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,087
Officers, thank God.

337
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,423
Arrest these people immediately
for breaking and entering my party.

338
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,549
This is your party?

339
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,843
I know it doesn't look
like much right now, but trust me,

340
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,346
the vibes were immaculate
before these people,

341
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,808
who I don't know and did not invite,
showed up. Lock them up.

342
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:59,812
Ma'am, this warehouse is zoned for
short-term storage of goods, not people.

343
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,896
We're shutting it down.

344
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,272
I know you didn't just call me ma'am.

345
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,066
-Hey, fellas.
-Larry, man.

346
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,818
Haven't seen you
at the hardware store recently.

347
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,361
Don't tell me you've gone TaskRabbit.

348
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,654
How the hell are you, man?

349
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:12,032
Chief Rob, Big Dog Howard.

350
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,158
Woof, woof.

351
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,994
What are you goofy bastards doing
at a warehouse party?

352
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,955
You know, I was just asking myself
that same question.

353
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,707
Hey, sorry about the music, boys.
We'll make sure to lower the volume.

354
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,668
Yeah, we got a little carried away
with the fog machine.

355
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,461
We don't want to be
breaking any local ordinances.

356
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,467
Yeah, chapter 400 is what keeps
the city together. Am I right?

357
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:35,389
All right, I'm gonna have
to ask everybody to get down.

358
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,310
DJ, hit it!

359
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,435
You two gotta do something for me though.

360
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,604
Get those prostates checked, huh?

361
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,232
Us men of a certain age,
we need to stay on top of that.

362
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,778
Ah, you got it, brother.

363
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,114
Hey, quick question:
Why'd you tell the cops to book me?

364
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,911
The jig is up, Gregory.

365
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,034
We know you're a murderer.

366
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,786
And what could possibly
make you think that?

367
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,621
We've got, like, a ton of evidence.

368
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,332
We were watching your little dot,
and it wasn't moving at all!

369
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,667
And... And...

370
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,002
Janine, get his ass!

371
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:08,881
Well, it's also just that I called you,
and I heard a woman's voice say,

372
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:13,385
and I remember this word for word,
"Check out these big all-naturals."

373
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,722
Yeah, who was that?
Your-Your paramour or your victim?

374
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,227
Or your mistress.

375
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,644
-Oh, okay. Now I know what paramour means.
-Yeah.

376
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,731
Look, I... I'd rather not say where I was.

377
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,482
Oh, my God! So you really are a murderer!

378
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,616
No, I'm not. I just...
I-I can't say where I was at.

379
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,617
Really, Gregory?

380
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,296
No belt marks on the walls.

381
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,006
Ain't been one fight.

382
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,758
This party's a flop.

383
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,382
I could blame you, but I'm growing.
Let's blame Janine.

384
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,218
Wait, wait, look.

385
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,970
I see a bunch of grown folks
having a good-ass time.

386
00:16:56,974 --> 00:17:00,228
Yeah, but grown without
the "and sexy" just means old.

387
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,851
Where's the sexy? Where's the intrigue?

388
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,357
I think it's over there.

389
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,190
Hold up. Is that...

390
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,946
Chrisshon and Brian, yep.

391
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,361
W-We've been trying
to get them together for...

392
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,071
Months. I know.

393
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,660
I think they're hitting it off.

394
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,408
I'm gonna tell the DJ
to turn it down a bit.

395
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,701
-All right, babe. Hadouken!
-Oh.

396
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,453
Look at you two.

397
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,288
You really bonded over there.

398
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,671
Yeah, I mean, now that you've
saved the party, you've got to consider...

399
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,168
Thank God.

400
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,337
You've got to consider
yourself friends, right?

401
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,755
What are you talking about?

402
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,757
Chief Rob's
one of the closest friends I have.

403
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,343
What? You hardly ever talk to each other.

404
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,096
You heard us have that full conversation
about basketball earlier.

405
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,015
Yeah, we've been yapping away.
We felt bad you couldn't get a word in.

406
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,227
-Moses Malone, right?
-Moses Malone. Mmm.

407
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,896
And don't get us started talking
about the Eagles. Randall Cunningham.

408
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,648
Oh, Cunningham? Come on now!

409
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,774
Come on now.

410
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,947
Girl, let's go get a drink.

411
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,780
-Pinot grigio.
-Mmm. Merlot.

412
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,824
-Chardonnay.
-Rosé.

413
00:17:58,828 --> 00:17:59,908
All day.

414
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,122
-Come on now.
-Come on now.

415
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,376
Where's Janine?

416
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,125
She went to the bathroom.

417
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:11,169
You know, where you go to wash your hands
after committing a murder.

418
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,343
Washing your hands in the sink would
leave evidence, so that wouldn't be smart.

419
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,384
I need you to stop this, okay?

420
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,552
I'm not a murderer.

421
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,099
I'm not a cheater.

422
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,894
I'm proposing to Janine.

423
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,105
Proposing what?

424
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,645
Oh, my God!

425
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,026
Relax. I'm sorry.

426
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,816
I was in Bensalem getting a ring,

427
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,777
but I need you to stop
with this witch hunt

428
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,284
-or else you're going to ruin it.
-Sorry, sorry.

429
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,783
First of all,
yes, I will be your best man.

430
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,328
Although I did tell Janine
that I would be her man of honor.

431
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,580
It's okay. It's okay.
I'll run back and forth.

432
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,587
Second, how could you keep this
from your Arnold?

433
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,710
But I know...

434
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,211
I know exactly how to fix this.

435
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,631
-Wait. No, no, no, no!
-Okay. Janine!

436
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,715
No. No, it's fine.

437
00:18:56,719 --> 00:19:02,179
It turns out there is a reasonably perfect
explanation for what Gregory was doing.

438
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,639
He's gay.

439
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,349
-What?
-Why do you go to that?

440
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,059
I don't know.

441
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,356
I'm-I'm drunk.

442
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,438
Doesn't it seem
like the wine has notes of tequila?

443
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,773
What's happening?

444
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,274
-Go sit down.
-Okay.

445
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,525
Janine.

446
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,860
I'm not a murderer.

447
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,278
I'm not a cheater.

448
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,448
I'm not gay,
and I'm not a gay cheating murderer,

449
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,742
but I cannot tell you what I was doing.

450
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,374
But I promise you
it'll all make sense soon.

451
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,334
I just need you to trust me.

452
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,053
I trust you.

453
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,517
Gregory is getting us a puppy!

454
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:56,028
"Guillermo del Toro is a master of horror,
but even he's afraid of..."

455
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,318
"Public speaking."

456
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,154
Mr. Johnson,
you can't just write your own answers.

457
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,031
Well, what's the fun in that?

458
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,620
Let me get one of those fans.

459
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,504
What you cheesin' about?

460
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:18,380
I just found out that Gregory's
planning something pretty amazing for us.

461
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,010
Something that's gonna change our lives.

462
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,051
A day I've been dreaming about
since I was a little girl.

463
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,599
Oh, so you found out
about the proposal?

464
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,230
What?

465
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,105
Damn. I've been keeping
the hell out of that secret.

466
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,149
This is Gregory's fault.

467
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,567
He should have ended this.

468
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,860
You know what? You should say no.

469
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,907
You don't wanna be tied
to a procrastinator.

470
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,206
So I'm not getting a puppy,

471
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,625
but...

472
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,759
{\an8}Oh, somebody ought to stop this.

473
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,135
{\an8}He might hurt himself.

474
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:08,722
{\an8}If he pops it one more time, he's not
gonna be able to lock it back in place.

475
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,515
{\an8}Ow!

476
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,683
{\an8}Now he's done it!

477
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,522
{\an8}-Oh.
-Chief Rob, help!

478
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,025
{\an8}Oh!

479
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,650
{\an8}Suckers.